Anonymous said: Do you ever lick your own cum off your vibrator when toying yourself? Also, can you post a picture of you in a thong?-Curious Girl

EDIT: For fuckyeahcoolbeans and bittersquirrel, I will answer this. Though I don’t usually, yes I have licked my own cum off my vibrator. And can I post a picture of myself in a thong? Yes, of course I could. But I’m not going to.

When Netflix updates the New Arrivals section

#netflix  #personal  

I was looking at some of the things I named my GIFs and some of these are just fantastically ridiculous and accurate:

-morelarryshit
-harryspenis
-bubblesyoucarefreebitch
-larryassfeels
-harryicant
-wutareyouboysdoing
-cuteharrycanteven
-harrygigglingaway

#bubbles  #powerpuff girls  #one direction  #1d  #guys  #seriously  #personal  #tags  

My best friend and I. Also I’m no longer blonde.

#wine  #drinking  #alcohol  #personal  #me  

I came up with a better version for “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me,” and it goes like this:
 
You broke me and you stole my soul, and all your words destroyed me

#personal  #writings  #sticks and stones  #poem  #poetry  

I’m tired of being hurt by straight men
And all the best men are gay
So I’ll surround myself with them instead

#personal  #gay  #men  #straight men  #gay men  

ALL I WANT IS A TALL, BRITISH BOYFRIEND WITH DARK HAIR AND THAT CAN SING AND LOVES CHILDREN AND LOVES TO TRAVEL AND LOVES OLD HOUSES AND HAS A SMILE TO DIE FOR AND LONG EYELASHES AND WILL RUN INTO THE OCEAN WITH ME AND TELL ME SECRETS AND GET TATTOOS WITH ME AND CUDDLE AND BUILD A FORT MADE OF BLANKETS IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR

#personal  #infinite cries  #crying  #british  #boyfriend  

Me: Don't do it
Me: ....
Me: DON'T
Me: DO IT
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: *does it*


#self  #personal  #chat  

#personal  #tumblr  #tumblr face  #scrolling face  

stalling:

drackiszunk:

To me, this is ignorant, I’m sorry.

You don’t know shit about being born to love somebody that you love even though it may not be who society wants you to love. Gay people aren’t different than straight people. It’s like … you don’t know shit about an enchilada because you eat burritos

This is a good example of how upsetting it can be to talk about my bisexuality sometimes. I’m not taken seriously by a lot of the straight OR gay community. Lady GaGa can love, fuck, and marry whoever the hell she wants to, be it a man or a woman. And born this way isn’t just about being gay. It’s about accepting yourself for who you are.

#gay  #homosexuality  #ignorance  #lady gaga  #personal