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Me: I don't know what Jonathan Taylor Thomas does these days...
Ben: One day I hope I see him wandering around in a daze with a mane made of his pubes glued to his face, singing "I want to be a mighty king, I want to be a mighty king..."


#personal  #jtt  #jonathan taylor thomas  #lion king  #simba  


Anonymous said: Do you ever lick your own cum off your vibrator when toying yourself? Also, can you post a picture of you in a thong?-Curious Girl

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EDIT: For fuckyeahcoolbeans and bittersquirrel, I will answer this. Though I don’t usually, yes I have licked my own cum off my vibrator. And can I post a picture of myself in a thong? Yes, of course I could. But I’m not going to.



When Netflix updates the New Arrivals section




#netflix  #personal  


I was looking at some of the things I named my GIFs and some of these are just fantastically ridiculous and accurate:

-morelarryshit
-harryspenis
-bubblesyoucarefreebitch
-larryassfeels
-harryicant
-wutareyouboysdoing
-cuteharrycanteven
-harrygigglingaway



#bubbles  #powerpuff girls  #one direction  #1d  #guys  #seriously  #personal  #tags  


My best friend and I. Also I’m no longer blonde.




#wine  #drinking  #alcohol  #personal  #me  


I came up with a better version for “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me,” and it goes like this:
 
You broke me and you stole my soul, and all your words destroyed me



#personal  #writings  #sticks and stones  #poem  #poetry  


I’m tired of being hurt by straight men
And all the best men are gay
So I’ll surround myself with them instead



#personal  #gay  #men  #straight men  #gay men  


ALL I WANT IS A TALL, BRITISH BOYFRIEND WITH DARK HAIR AND THAT CAN SING AND LOVES CHILDREN AND LOVES TO TRAVEL AND LOVES OLD HOUSES AND HAS A SMILE TO DIE FOR AND LONG EYELASHES AND WILL RUN INTO THE OCEAN WITH ME AND TELL ME SECRETS AND GET TATTOOS WITH ME AND CUDDLE AND BUILD A FORT MADE OF BLANKETS IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR



#personal  #infinite cries  #crying  #british  #boyfriend  


Me: Don't do it
Me: ....
Me: DON'T
Me: DO IT
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: *does it*


#self  #personal  #chat  


Sometimes I look like this while scrolling through Tumblr

Sometimes I look like this while scrolling through Tumblr

Mar 29. 1 Notes.

#personal  #tumblr  #tumblr face  #scrolling face